there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
In Finland we don’t say “fuck you”, we say “haista vittu” which translates to “smell a cunt” and I think that’s really beautiful.
This is mad powerful
my mind is telling me no
but my budget
my budget is also telling me no
Ladies and gentlemen. Might I present to you Thomas William Hiddleston. An actual 5 year old trapped inside a 32 year old body.
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
is it weird that i’m speechless
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
Tattoo done by Henry Lewis.
Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.
Oh god oh god oh god oh god D:
I don’t support this theory
but what if it was Richard who shot himself on the rooftop and Jim is alive it was just his twin that died
RICHARD BROOK = RICHARD MORIARTY = JIM’S TWIN BROTHER YES I LIKE THIS
DONT LET MOFFAT SEE THIS
MORIARTYS TWIN SHIT SON
no, guys, it doesn’t have to be his twin - we never saw the real Moriarty on screen, because he was paying an actor to play him. Since we never saw him, he didn’t have to look anything like him. It would also explain why Rich Brook’s CV was so credible - it wasn’t scrambled together at the last minute, he’d been there from the start. Moriarty had been using an actor as his agent ever since we first saw him appear.
He doesn’t like to get his hands dirty…
Plot twist to END ALL PLOT TWISTS
MOTHER OF FUCK
My favourite bit about this photo is that is says that the photo was taken by Arwel Jones—Sherlock’s set designer. Trololol